spit your game, talk your shit

hey friends,

today is the 4th of july. huzzahh. we spent this whole last week at my house cleaning and shit because my parents were going to throw a small party for their familyfriends and shit. but we're not doing that anymore! we're going camping at sherandoah lake. normally, i would be excited for this, but, it's going to be so weird. i don't really know their friends that well, and i spy with my little eye a bottle of gin. things might get weird.

i can't wait for one more year. these quirky times at the mahmoud household are starting to lose their quirk and stress a nigga out. i love my parents to 'def, but i think we can all relate to getting out of the house. ry? ry?

the other night we watched kill bill I and II, but we had to cut II short because it was almost midnight and we still had 1/2 an hour left. when can we finish that? because um, the moobies are due back on tuesday. HOWEVUH, i can always put it on my netflix que. huzzah!

and the other day i went to williamsburg, but i think everybody already knows about that. i think. but in case you don't know about it, and you want to know about it, well, um, i went to williamsburg to see tyler and carter! and tyler's parents! and we went shopping and ate mexican foods and hung out in hot tubs and made friends from brooklyn who's friends got shot at a party! and then we watched that 70's show and then we woke up and i had a cricket in my neck, and then we walked around william and merry and talked to this girl and i nursed my cricket and then i went home!

OH AND ALSO! guess what? MY BROTHA IS COMIN TO TOWN! next week! and we're gonna take a trip to baltimore and go to bars with debz! and get d-d-drunk! i don't think anyone knows who debz is. she's a mid-20's single who w-w-wants me. jkjkjk.

anywho. i hope everyone's 4th is appetizing and fun.
love, alexander.

edit: i wrote this yesterday (saturday - the 4th) but forgot to publish it. so that's why you're reading it post-saturday.