i got pulled over

i was wit my homies tyrone n jaleel. we wuz drivin down tha bullivard were w@l mart iz. we wuz listenin 2 some gangsta shit, like PUBLIC ENEMY or NIGGAS WIT ATTITUDE but i dont rember cuz i was high as baallllzzz. we all wuz. we wuz smokin a big fat blunt goin like 90 mph and u kno wut we dn't even give a fuck.



so n-e way we wuz smokin dis blunt wen all uh duh sudden du redNblue lights wen off. i pull over n turn down my musik. cop sez like "get out the muthafuckin car with ya muthafuckin hands up. me n my high self decided to try n run. i turnd my car bak on n drove lik a maniac. my boi tyrone threw his gun out duh window n my boy jaleel try 2 stick duh blunt up his vag (ha ha ha). so n e way du cop shootz my tires wen we git on INtErStAtE 64$$$

so tyrone went 2 jail 4 duh gun, i got some communty service n my lice taken away n jaleel is a pussy.

peace.